In case any of you have actually noticed me missing.

I downloaded a game that was nearly 30 gigs a few days ago, (practically half of my monthly bandwidth) So I’m taking a break from Tumblr because loading a lot of gifs actually consumes a surprising amount of bandwidth.

Also I’ve been playing a lot of League of Legends.

Like,

A lot of it.

queensimia:

delighteddelineations:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

you go doris

you go

NOW MIT SOURCEN

Doris by ~B1nd1

it’s probably somewhere on her tumblr as well but iunno

toombstone:

aleeyago:

this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life

yet hilarious

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lolzpicx:

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nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

almightyroadtriplord:

eeriie:

“Photos of a sex plush toy a man would make out of human remains he would steal from graveyards. His account has been inactive since he posted photos of his creations.”

i don’t even know what to say honestly

In a three-hour procedure, the veterinary surgical team inserted the pegs by drilling into one of Oscar’s ankle bones in each of his back legs. The implants, which are attached to the bone at the amputation site, were coated with hydroxyapatite to encourages bone cells to grow onto the metal.

big-poppa-snorlax:

icamefromsaturn:

what is happening

Every teenage boy’s nightmare.

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bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

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