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Another Reason to Procrastinate

Humor, Video Games, Tits and Tattoos. Sometimes any combination of the previously listed things. Shortest and most accurate blog description I could write.

It looks like some sort of legally safe knock-off of an 80’s horror character with miniature swords for fingers instead of knives.

(Source: kristenschaals)

kaijutegu:

butthurtherpetologist:

You seem to have dropped your long dogs there.

I hate it when spaghetti falls out of my pocket and gets all over the floor.

kaijutegu:

butthurtherpetologist:

You seem to have dropped your long dogs there.

I hate it when spaghetti falls out of my pocket and gets all over the floor.

(Source: pumpkinchemicals)

yeahwriters:

tardiscrash:

Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings. 

I think we all needed this

curtisplease:

plowjob:

what would the foot version of fisting be called

a huge mistake

a message to crying babies:

unp:

get over it we all have problems

plays

(Source: aozorasenpai)

princepoffin:

tadpole-in-a-tuxedo:

DEAR SWEET GOD

I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:

image

AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED

image

GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER

this belongs in the beginning of the second deathnote opening

refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

I worked a total of about 32 hours this weekend.

I got a TOTAL of 5 hours sloop between shifts. (3 hours between friday and saturday, 2 hours between saturday and sunday)

Last night, I slept for like 10 hours and i feel great. I feel like an anime protagonist after months of training.

posted Oct.20.14 + 2 notes + reblog
nickortreat:

who wouldn’t want this

nickortreat:

who wouldn’t want this

(Source: nickeggplant)

spell-sword:

If you’ve ever wondered what the plot of this game is, here it is.

(Source: jimyvegas)

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts)

korratea:

incredible

(Source: iraffiruse)