November 2011
October 2011
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I would sacrifice a city full of human beings in...
Damn you Jack Conte!
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takethese-broken-wings:
missnikki94:
THIS IS AMAZING!!
FOREVER REBLOG!
HOLYSHIT.
THIS IS AMAZING!!! I LOVE IT!
Someone needs to animate this.
Just realized that one of my moms friends who...
I’m so glad I didn’t make any facebook posts about my tattoo, my mom would have murdered me.
vemons replied to your post: the-overlord-tkj replied to your photo: TRISTANNNN…
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OMGGG. Seriously dying coz’ I read this in your voice.
Now read it in Alan Rickman’s voice! or Morgan Freeman’s! everything is awesome in those voices!
the-overlord-tkj replied to your photo: TRISTANNNN >: -) I WILL MURDER YOU IN COLD …
You are talking to the person that you are likely going to come find in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Do you think I am not prepared to defend myself from you? Come at me bro. >:D It’s a scrap
Picture of you during the apocolypse after I kick you out of your house and steal your food supplies and...
How to get laid.
Lay on bed.
Wait 2 hours.
Lay becomes past tense
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So my dad called me out-of-the-blue earlier...
Me: Hey dad, how are ya?
Dad: Good, you home?
Me: Yes.
Dad: Kay, I'll be there in 3 minutes.
Me: THREE?!
Dad: More like two and a half.
Me: Dammit! Guess I'll get dressed now.
whorenelius:
I really don’t have the time, patience or sympathy to be with/around someone who constantly has low self esteem and I always have to reassure
Pomplamoose is fucking awesome. Everyone should...
