March 2011
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GTL.
crookedculture: Gaming. Tea. Literature.
Mar 27th
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Mar 25th
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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf...
ballinlikestalin: jade-ketchum: ballinlikestalin: How could anyone stoop so low? I wonder if they took his wallet, too. He’s probably short on money now I heard he called the cops after, but couldn’t reach them. LOOOL
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Mar 20th
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I'm pretty sure money has been having sex in my...
After paying for paintball on Friday, I was left with 50 cents. When I checked my pocket on saturday, there was an extra dollar in my pocket along with the 50 cents. Today, after putting my clothes in the wash, I found an extra toonie in the washer. I now have $3.50. Fucking awesome.
Mar 20th
It appears it's customary to say hi to new...
Hello new follower!
Mar 18th
Yeah, another Pokemon related post. Deal with it.
Had my first battle with some friends today. And won. LIKE A BOSS. (beat the Elite Four: round 2 like 3 day ago in case anyone was wondering.) We all agreed on training only Unova region Pokemon first, so my team was as follows: Kyurem Excadrill Scrafty (Surpreme Mohawk Pants Lizard) Serpirior (grass starter) Thundurus  Chandelure Despite the unappealing appearance of some of the new...
Mar 17th
I understand the situation in Japan is serious,...
Mar 16th
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Unova region legendary count: 7/10
Once I beat the elite four in a Pokemon game I change from Pokemon Master, to Pokemon Hunter, because I run around capturing each remaining legendary Pokemon one by freakin’ one.  Two of them can’t be caught in my version but will be traded once my friends CATCH THE FUCK UP. So I counted them off. Other than that I have: Kyurem Zekrom Cobalion Virizion Terrakion I need to go...
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Just when I was about to swallow my poke pride,...
‘Cause thats how masters roll.
Mar 13th
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fuck bitches, get pokemon
Mar 13th
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Mar 12th
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I now control... SUPREME MOHAWK PANTS LIZARD! ...
Mar 11th
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Found a bunch of Muse songs I've never heard!
In preparation for Battle of the Bands, I’ve gone into Hyper Music Studying mode. Which basically means that I’m filling my head with more awesome music stuff to influence my play style. When I listen to a song for the first time I usually end up listening to the same song multiple times on one day. This is how I strengthen my ability to play by ear. Each time I listen, I isolate a...
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Mar 9th
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Everyone is talking about stuff for Lent.
what-is-this-i-dont-even: I’m here like “Lol Atheism is Awesome”
Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
I fucking LOVE The Oatmeal. (and the hot sauce he... →
Mar 9th
Fuck yeah, 8 followers!
I’m obviously the most famous person you know.
Mar 8th
I think a certain Mexican should just follow me...
Mar 8th
Mar 8th
One day, I will find a woman who can beat me in a...
And it will be Fan-fucking-tastic.
Mar 7th
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Mar 4th
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fleshfailures asked: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhgntqm0v71qc7xc4o1_500.png
Mar 3rd
You can all relax, I've found the Celebi.
Mar 2nd
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Where is EVERYTHING?!
Yesterday morning I couldnt find ANY of my hats or my goggles. By the end of the day, I didn’t really know where my gloves had gone off to… and now this morning I cant find MY FUCKING POKEWALKER!! It had my event Celebi in it!  I’M LOSING EVERYTHING I HOLD DEAR! All my friends should move into my house so I can make sure they don’t DIE. D:
Mar 2nd
covnt asked: If you don't follow me, I will kill you.
Mar 1st
A pretty good answer for a question I'm asked WAY...
Hypothetical Mum: “Tristan, Why do you never take lunch to school? Do you even eat breakfast?” Hypothetical Me: You see dear mother, when I actually DO eat three square meals a day, my metabolic rate seems to rise, causing me to eat EVEN MORE food at 11:00 or 12:00 when I for some unexplained reason, acquire the appetite of a Brachiosaurus. I’M SAVING YOU MONEY MOM! (Ice cream...
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