Just in case any of you begin to wonder...
I will be out of the country for two weeks starting today, I don’t expect to have Internet access so I’m going to appear dead to the world for a bit.
athingcalledjoe: I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am. I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please. I mean, fuck me. I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex.
how to draw
ghastly-juju: 1. get out paper and a pencil 2. cry in a corner
lady-moriarty: sesamestreethockey: anrdew: I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button
penis-hilton: hands down the best thing i’ve ever seen on the internet case closed
blahstuck: uglyreckless: I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW SHE FOUND OUT SHE COULD EVEN DO THAT HOLY FUCK
seventeenthstar: procrastinationcelebration: Oh hey Kat, cool skirt you made there Wait, what’s that pattern on it? BOOM DEVIL’S TRAP. #JUST WHIP YOUR SKIRT OFF AND THROW IT AT THE DEMONS #HOW EMBARASSING FOR THEM #THEY WILL TRAPPED IN A FUCKING SKIRT WHILE YOU CAN STAND THERE AND LAUGH AT THEM IN YOUR PANTIES#FUCK YOU DEMONS YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK
flockofangels: mcjugs: hey this is normal shit FUCKING ANGRY SHIT this is whispering shit THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT scared to say things shit fucking pay attention shit ＴＨＩＳ ＩＳ ＳＡＴＡＮＩＣ ＳＨＩＴ
I wish I grew up in the 50's.
platonicteamugs: summerliketheseason: make-sweetlove: Classy women. Guys being gentlemen. cute ass relationships. Racism Sexism Homophobia Illness Segregation Cold War Constant threat of nuclear war But I mean the vintage bombshelters are sooo totally cute
trollcoffee: every time i see someone i like reblog something of mine im just like yes ive pleased you
Dial-Up sound 700% slower
Soup: On Amon: A credible character analysis →
kiwipuffs: A credible and knowledgeable short essay on why Amon is a bad ass mother fucker. 1. His Boots GOD DAMN. I’d take these things over my knock-off uggs and fashionable JC Penny combat boots any day. AND THEY EVEN HAVE KNEE PADS ATTACHED TO THEM. MOTHER FUCKING KNNEE PADS. … I didn’t realize Amon was my favorite character until now. I’m serious.
pervyprude: kentuckyfriedchokehold: alpacasovereign: casatoo: fatoldrobot: so there are 10 litre bottles of coca cola oh my god whaT THE FUCK IT LOOKS SO .. CAN A SODA LOOK OVERWEIGHT LIKE IT’S JUST GOING TO BURST How do you even this thing to pour yourself some? This is terrifying.
R.I.P. the twelve people killed this morning at a...